It's Parker. Just here to talk about boring things that no one cares about. I'm also going to turn on my Facebook live to show people how I do the boring things that I do:
1. We will be moving to a new warehouse next week.. I am really excited because finally, I can have more space for the best novelty socks in my office. I plan to fill the walls with all the bam bams. I think they're cool.
2. Silly socks for men is the coolest idea I've ever had.
3. We are getting your socks shipped soon! Don't worry.
4. I love Lacrosse. I wish it was as popular as basketball.
5. I need to stop ignoring Krystle so she can write my blog entries better....
.. Woops, did I just admit that this is actually Krystle? Sorry, Parker. I think the world deserves to see your selfie.