Honestly underwhelming but I love Jimmy Tatro so bless up
Best decision of my life
I haven’t worn shoes since I got these in the mail. Truly life changers.
I’m usually the type to never write reviews. But for these beautiful beasts, i would do anything. Let me ask you a question: Do you like having *******? Well, let me break it to ya. I did too. I remember the days where having ******* was the only thing on my mind. Whether it’d be in the morning when i wake up, or whenever I’m driving to work, or even at church during worship service, only one thing was consuming my thoughts - the sweet sweet ecstasy of the almighty ******. Some said i was a lunatic. Some said it was only natural. Whatever the case may be, only one thing was true: ****** via ****** stimulation is infinitely inferior to the unbelievable, unequivocal , unexplainable euphoria these pair of socks bring. Remember when i was talking about ****** *******? Well, the burkinsox experience is basically just like that. There’s just one small difference. The ****** you all are accustomed happens at the tip of your shaft. The burkinsox experience forces you to climas thru every pore of your skin - your scalp, your fingers, your taint, and yes, especially your feet.
Some of my friends were like, “I like your sandals. Where could I guys some?” and I said “They’re not sandals“.
Burkinsox saved my life
So i was walking down the street in my burkinsox, as you do, when a grim looking fellow pulled me into a sidestreet. He was about 6ft 2“, had dark, unkempt hair and looked like no goody two shoes. He pulled out his knife but something seemed to be bothering him. He tried desparately to make eye contact, but i saw his eyes slip down my body. Right then and there I realized it, he feared my burkinsox. „ g-give me y-your valuables“ he exclaimed, but his demand lacked any power. I however felt this weird sensation in my legs, no in my feet. My toes were twitching and itching from the might of the burkinsox. I jumped in the air and did the sickest roundhouse kick in the history of this planet. The poor guy flew through seven brick walls before he came to a stop. I left back to the main street, where i saw Megan Fox making out with Adriana Lima. Once they saw me and my footwear, they immediately let me burk in ther sox. Also very water resistant in rain